Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Kris Humphries to his lawyer to handle the divorce: staged and mockery to some


Kris Humphries  has recently hired an attorney of his own to handle the divorce case filed by her 72 days wife Kim Kardashian. Kris Humphries is gearing up for his divorce from Kim Kardashian as the NBA star has hired his own attorney to handle the mess. Kris Humprhies isn’t going to hire anyone though, as reports say that Humprhies’ will use his own sports and entertainment attorney, Lee Hutton III.

TMZ writes that the divorce will be "easy as pie" because literally the only thing the couple owns is pies. Millions of pies. Even their house is made of pies! And more importantly because the prenup is clear about who gets what (pies). Lee Hutton represents a number of professional athletes, and has even helped Kris Humphries in other matters over the years, so it’s no wonder why Kris would want Hutton to represent him this time.

Meanwhile, a publicist named Jonathan Jaxksxcson is telling anyone who will listen that the Kardashian-Humphries wedding was fake, or staged, or whatever. Also at CMAs in Nashville, Tenn, Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley Mock Kim Kardashian, while singing, at this funny and mysterious breakup. Underwood, 28, and Paisley, 39, and 40-year-old Modern Family star Eric Stonestreet sang, "I'm going to love you forever, or 72 days Amen, as long as Justin Bieber is not a conceiver, as long as Taylor Swift is with her current boyfriend." "I'm going to love you for 20 million dollars, for a hit TV series or pics in Us Weekly, for 72 Days, Amen."